Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can, roll you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time, with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave 'em, on with the show
Listen...I like female form, in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital S
Get a date with a woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress...for Christmas
(Solo)
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it and I can't get it (mistress)
He got it, and I want it (for Christmas)
They got it and I can't have it (mistress)
But I want it, it don't matter (for Christmas)
She got it and I can't get a
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talking about
Mistress for Christmas
They're gonna send me down, they're gonna send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my snow stick
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey
And ring the bells, yeah