Be an arab, be a jew
Be a boxing kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
I don't care
Be a bleeder, be a cancer
A hemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
Oooh, what a pair
(He's a model citizen)
I think I've got them fooled them again
(He's an ultra-sweetie guy)
And a master of disguise
(He's a model citizen)
Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all american
I'm a hostage in a city of creeps
They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
They'd like to kill me slow, bury me deep
In the heart of Texas
I'm a martyr, I'm a sadist
I might be the savior, here to save us
I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually
(He's a model citizen)
I think I've got them fooled again
(He's an ultra-sweetie guy)
I won't let down my disguise
(He's a model citizen)
Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American